The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I just want to fly put your arms around me baby put your arms around me baby
The Misheard: I just want to die Put your arms around me daddy put your arms around me daddy
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Real Lyric: Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been.
The Misheard: Ellen a reindeer picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been.
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Real Lyric: Return to sender, address unknown
The Misheard: Return December, that dress I've known
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Real Lyric: She's a maneater
The Misheard: She's a man heater
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: I'm a Cecille
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Real Lyric: spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
The Misheard: spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
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Real Lyric: Jesus is just alright with me
The Misheard: Beavis is just alright with me
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Real Lyric: Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
The Misheard: Blistique to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
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Real Lyric: If it was easy as fishing you could be a musician.
The Misheard: If it was easy ass fishing you could be a magician.
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Real Lyric: Wake up in the morning, slaving for ??? So that ??? Aho, aho, aho, the Isrealites Me wife and me kids they ??? She say ??? Aho, aho, aho, the Isrealites
The Misheard: Fake it and the moaning, baked-beans for breakfast So that Hennery's house can be spared Aho, aho, aho, me ears are alight. Me why find me kids, they jump up and lean me She say ´Young man you are yards too greasy` Aho, aho, aho, me ears are alight
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