The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Until the Sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up and the saints and Monica go to bars.
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Real Lyric: Lying naked on the floor
The Misheard: Flying naked through the door
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Real Lyric: You gotta give the other fellow hell
The Misheard: You got to give me a vanilla hat
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: How long since your boots've been laundered?
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Real Lyric: Well hey yeah!
The Misheard: We're gay, yeah!
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Real Lyric: Little red Courvette
The Misheard: Little red courgette
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Real Lyric: I saw her heading to the table Well a tall walking big black cat When Charlie said I hope that you're able boy
The Misheard: I saw her heading to the table Well a tall walking big black cat When Charlie said I hope that you ate boy
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Real Lyric: Can you feel the love tonight? (forget what second line is)
The Misheard: Can you feel alert tonight? Is your brain inert?
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Real Lyric: Let the choir sing
The Misheard: La Fa Quancy
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Real Lyric: Do you have the time, to listen to my whine.....(actually i still dont know the right words) I am one of those, melodramatic fools neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
The Misheard: Do you have a dime, to listen to me dine. I'll wind up eating everything all at once. I am one of those, mellow satanic drools, moronic to the point I need a sh*T
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