The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Return to sender
The Misheard: Return December
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Real Lyric: There's a log on the fire, And it burns like me for you.
The Misheard: There's a log on the fire, And it burns like reefer, yeah.
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Real Lyric: Oh pirates, yes, they rob I, Sold I to the merchant ships.
The Misheard: Oh Pilate's just a rabbi Sold on to the merchant ships.
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Real Lyric: I've got friends in low places...
The Misheard: I've got friends with low faces...
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Real Lyric: "Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
The Misheard: "Would you Exchange, A walk on part of the Wall, for a Negro in a Cage?"* (No offense)
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Real Lyric: When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
The Misheard: When it hasn't been your day, we come up and scream in your ear.
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Real Lyric: Ventura Highway, in the......
The Misheard: Measure a Highway, in the.....
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Real Lyric: I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite.
The Misheard: I'm just a girl, all pretty and pudgy.
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Real Lyric: If i could tell the world just one thing it would be we're all ok.
The Misheard: If i could tell the world just one thing it would be we're all gay.
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Real Lyric: fly like an eagle
The Misheard: fly like a negro
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