The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles Where you from? You sexy thing
The Misheard: I believe in Malcolm Wear your bra You sexy thing
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I go my head shaved By H M Bojay
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser baby.
The Misheard: So....it can be told I'm a loser baby.
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Real Lyric: Thatīs me in the corner. Thatīs me in the spotlight.
The Misheard: Letīs pee in the corner. Letīs pee in the spotlight.
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Real Lyric: Thank God it's Friday night and I just got paid.
The Misheard: Thank God it's Friday night and I just got laid.
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Real Lyric: Well I fight authority and authority always wins
The Misheard: Well I find authority annoying and I always will
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Real Lyric: Got out of town on a boat, going to Southern islands, Sailing a reach before a following sea. She was making for the trades on the outside, and the downhill run to Papeete, Off the wind on this heading lie the Marquesas, we got eighty feet of the waterline, nicely making way.
The Misheard: God outa town on a boat from a southern islands, Sail any reach before a followin' sea. She was makin' for the trades on the outside and the downhill run to Poppacay pay, Off the wind over this hedding-line over my pay suds, you got eighty feet o
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Real Lyric: Our old friend fear and you and me.
The Misheard: Better feed your family with a bucket full of s**t
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Real Lyric: Let's all go down to Dumas Walker's
The Misheard: Let's all go down to Doomy Swampers
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Real Lyric: Walk like an egyptian
The Misheard: Walk with an erection
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