The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You What? Tin Roof. Rusted.
The Misheard: You What? Hiiirr oof. raschnzes
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Real Lyric: My, my, my- I'm once bitten, twice shy, (baby)
The Misheard: My, my, my- I want a spit and dry shine (baby) My linear little twelve-year old brain thought this was a sophisticated, thinly veiled reference to fellatio.
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Real Lyric: Don`t go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Don`t go Jason: water falls!
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Real Lyric: scream are we having fun yet
The Misheard: screamin and running from you
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty dicks and thunder tits
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag.
The Misheard: Super Sonic Sleeping Bag.
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Real Lyric: You had one eye in the mirror As you watched yourself gavotte
The Misheard: You had one eye in the mirror As you watched yourself blow pot
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Blinded by the light. Crept up like a douche and the aroma in the night.
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Real Lyric: Sad But True
The Misheard: Big Butt Blue
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Real Lyric: i,i,i,i,i need, i need you
The Misheard: i,i,i,i,i me, i me you
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