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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust

    The Misheard: Doin it in the butt.

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Jingle Bells

    Real Lyric: What fun it is to ride and sing A sleighing song tonight

    The Misheard: What fun it is to ride and sing A slaying song tonight

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: "Big 'ole jet airliner, don't carry me too far away"

    The Misheard: "Big 'ole hairy vagina, don't carry me too far away"

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: If you wannabe my lover you gotta get with my friends

    The Misheard: If you wanna be my burger gotta have extra cheese. Lettuce and Tomato Ketchup if you please.

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: What's My Age Again?

    Real Lyric: I wore cologne, to get the feeling right

    The Misheard: I work alone, to get the feeling right

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Addicted To Love

    Real Lyric: "Might as well face it, you're addicted to love."

    The Misheard: "My anus will face it, you're a dick that I love."

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sweetness Follows

    Real Lyric: Sad but true

    The Misheard: Saved by trolls

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    Artist: Uncle Kracker

    Song: Follow Me

    Real Lyric: When I'm with you, I make you free and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea

    The Misheard: When I'm with you, I make you sneeze, and swim through your veins like a vicious disease

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Hurts So Good

    Real Lyric: You ain't as green as you are young.

    The Misheard: She ate his green ass, you are young.

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    Artist: Stone Temple Pilots

    Song: Big Empty

    Real Lyric: Time to wait too long, to wait too long, to wait too long

    The Misheard: Time to weigh Jerome, to weigh Jerome, to weigh Jerome

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