The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Inside of me and such a part of you
The Misheard: Sodomy is such a part of you
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Real Lyric: In the Navy
The Misheard: Kill the lady
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education.
The Misheard: We don't need no eggs and bacon.
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music, White Boy
The Misheard: Play that f**king music right boy
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Real Lyric: Number 47 said to number 3, "You're sure the cutest jailbird I ever did see. I sure would be delighted with your company. Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me....."
The Misheard: Number 47 said to number 3, "You're sure the cutest jailbird I ever did see. I sure would be delighted with you pumpin' me. Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me....."
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Real Lyric: Walking in your footsteps
The Misheard: Forking in your foodstamps
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Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight, In the dunes of the cape.
The Misheard: If you like making love at midnight, in the icing of a cake.
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Real Lyric: She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
The Misheard: She's a b**th and I'm drowning slowly
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Real Lyric: It's the end of the world as we know it
The Misheard: It's the end of the world - yes we know it.
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Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: stay paralised but build up a parking lot
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