The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no.
The Misheard: Don't be so play with the diet shades of no!
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Real Lyric: Who are you?
The Misheard: Oooooo-Waterloo
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Real Lyric: Lookin' for adventure
The Misheard: Lookin' for atttention
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Five little girls with pad and pens
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Real Lyric: Big ole' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ole' Jed left the light on
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
The Misheard: Don't go chasing waerfalls, listen to the rivers and then they'll listen to you to
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Real Lyric: Whoa, here she comes Watch out boys she'll chew you up Whoa, here she comes She's a man eater
The Misheard: Whoa, here she comes Washout boys she'll cheer you up Whoa here she comes She's a madeater
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Real Lyric: Sweet child of mine
The Misheard: Sweet chinaman
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Real Lyric: oh, we're going to ibiza oh, back to the island
The Misheard: oh, we're going to eat pizza oh, lacking no silence
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Real Lyric: And when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year...
The Misheard: And when it hasn't been your day, we come up and poop in your ear...
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