The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Cowboy take me away."
The Misheard: "Cup of tea."
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Real Lyric: Shake it down, shake it down now
The Misheard: Shake a cow,shake a cow now
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Real Lyric: Nothing But Pennies In My Pocket Nothing But Faith To Keep Me Warm
The Misheard: I Thought My Dad Was In Your Pocket He's Got Lint To Keep Him Warm
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Real Lyric: ba ba ba bennie and the jets
The Misheard: ba ba ba bennie's playin' chess
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Real Lyric: Went to a dance looking for romance Saw Barbara Ann so I thought I'd take a chance
The Misheard: Went to a dance looking for a man Saw Bob-a-ram so I thought I'd take a chance
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Real Lyric: Tragedy: When the feelings gone and you can't go on
The Misheard: Tragedy: When you're in the john and the papers gone
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Real Lyric: Gun powder, gelatine
The Misheard: Gun powder, chedder cheese
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up, and a Salla Moaner goes to a bar
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Real Lyric: what you gonna do when you cant say no
The Misheard: what you gonna do when your cat says no
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Real Lyric: what you gonna do when you cant say no
The Misheard: what you gonna do when your cat says no
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