The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police blah blah blah
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Real Lyric: hello, hello, hello, he-llo
The Misheard: hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So, why don't you kill me.
The Misheard: So, open the door I'm a loser baby So why don't you call me
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready to pop this cherry
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She reaches out and she gives her a brush, yeah
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Real Lyric: with the birds in the shade its a lonely view
The Misheard: with the birds of shade i said i love you
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Real Lyric: 'Tin Roof - busted'
The Misheard: 'Hitting the roaaaad - busted!'
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Real Lyric: Hold Me close oh Tiny Dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen I had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Hold Me close or tie Me down son count the head-lice on my head lay me down a cheeze-sub Lenny I had a fizzy yesterday.
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
The Misheard: Give me the beach boys and three mile soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll lets twist again.
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Real Lyric: I'm happy for you
The Misheard: I'm half-baked for you
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