The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: and the pins and the needles
The Misheard: i'm the pig in the middle
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Real Lyric: The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
The Misheard: The woman is wild, she can turn with a hand to jack you off
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Real Lyric: Where is my prarie son
The Misheard: Where is my furry sock
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Real Lyric: You can dance you can dive
The Misheard: You can dance you can jive
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Real Lyric: Cheeseburger in Paradise!
The Misheard: Grease booger and a pair of mice!
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Real Lyric: stroke me stroke me
The Misheard: rolling stuntman
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Real Lyric: R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
The Misheard: All I See Is You Pee.
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me.
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt little boy and show your world to me.
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Real Lyric: It's just like any fad; it retracts before impact.
The Misheard: It's just like getting fat, it retracts forward and back.
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Real Lyric: I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
The Misheard: I've been funny, I've been cool with the lions
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