The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
The Misheard: I'm a creep, I'm a widow.
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Real Lyric: With the Birds, I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the blood I shed, it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: use to be a time that you would pamper me... soap opera says, you've got one life to live... good thing i cook or else we'd starve to death
The Misheard: use to be a time that you would come for me/comfort me/call for me... so Oprah says, you've got one life to live... good thing i'm good or else it's just my breath...
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Real Lyric: Gun powder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
The Misheard: Gun powder, cheddar cheese, dynamite with a laser beam
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Real Lyric: Each morning I wake up I die a little
The Misheard: Each morning I get out my diary
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Real Lyric: I absolutely love her when she smiles
The Misheard: I absolutely love her when she's smashed
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us.I feel stupid and contagious.
The Misheard: Here we are now, entertainers.Just some stupid entertainers.
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: Wanna make love to ya baby
The Misheard: Wanna make love to your baby
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Real Lyric: Bailamos. Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
The Misheard: By my mole. Let the rhythm give you cancer. By my mole.
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