The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i bless the rains down in africa
The Misheard: i clean the drains down in africa
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but she stinks like my feet
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Real Lyric: Cheap Wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a teenage whore
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Real Lyric: And I Feel Like I just got home
The Misheard: Anna Friel Is a Dust cart Ho
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense.
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was a succubus.
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Real Lyric: i wish i could but its too late
The Misheard: i wish i could perambulate
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, Stuck in Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, stalkin' an old guy again
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Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
The Misheard: When Suzie wore her dress up tights
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Real Lyric: It's just another manic Monday
The Misheard: It's just another man ache Monday
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Real Lyric: With no lovin in our souls and no money in our coats
The Misheard: With no lovin in our souls and no money when I croak
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