The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "make it last forever frienship never ends"
The Misheard: "naked lasts forever friendship never ends"
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Real Lyric: exodus movement of jah people
The Misheard: exodus who ate all jah people
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Real Lyric: We're heading for Venus ...
The Misheard: We're heading for penis ...
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Real Lyric: WE are spirits in the material world
The Misheard: Wee castinates ina my cereal bowl
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Real Lyric: Ooooo rub that smooth skin...
The Misheard: Ooooo grandpa smooth skin....
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Real Lyric: Give to me your leather, take from me my lace
The Misheard: Give to me your leather, Jay Crumbly my face
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Real Lyric: Who are you
The Misheard: Blue awnings
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police stop my car
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Real Lyric: One of the verses goes: "But leave me the birds and the bees." Then a really long loud "PLEASE!!"
The Misheard: Then the same line on the next verse is "And a big yellow taxi took away my old man!" and added a HUGE please.
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a Face....
The Misheard: My friend heard them as... (to be read with a very southern accent) " I'll supply the fish "
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