The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home
The Misheard: And I feel like I just got boned
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Real Lyric: You make a grown man cry
The Misheard: Mr. Greenburg died.
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Real Lyric: come on baby, light my fire
The Misheard: someone set my leg on fire
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Real Lyric: I want a new drug
The Misheard: I want a new truck
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Real Lyric: On a dark desert highway Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air
The Misheard: On a dark desert pie plate Cool whip in my hair Warm smell of fajitas vote for me to be mayor
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Real Lyric: Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead roll in a cage?
The Misheard: Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a cheese roll in a cage?
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Real Lyric: Big ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big ole' Chet's a whino
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Real Lyric: He likes to show off his physique.
The Misheard: He likes to show off his bezeek.
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Real Lyric: My eyes are red and gold. My hair is standing straight up.
The Misheard: The skies are cold. The air is standing straight up.
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Real Lyric: Karma police, arrest this man
The Misheard: Come out Paul Ince, arrest his mammy
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