The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your love is like bad madicine.
The Misheard: Your mom looks like Sam Kinison.
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and i want it painted black
The Misheard: I see a ritual and I want it painted black. also: I see a rickshaw and I want it painted black
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
The Misheard: A Martini in a bottle, baby
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Real Lyric: Hold me close I'm tiny dancer...
The Misheard: Hold me close I'm Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: I got chills, They're multiplying
The Misheard: I got jews, They're multiplying
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Real Lyric: My word crumbles when you are not here...
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not near...
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Real Lyric: La isla Bonita
The Misheard: Lucky star Bonita
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Real Lyric: four hungry children and a crop in the field - you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
The Misheard: four hundred children and a crop in the field
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Real Lyric: Heard it in a love song
The Misheard: Dirty little love songs
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Real Lyric: What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys. See you later. Can I have them please.
The Misheard: What I'd really like, Dad, is a bottle of Barcadi. See you later. Can I have ten please?
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