The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: feed the world do they know its christmas time?
The Misheard: free the whales do they know its christmas time?
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Real Lyric: We were both caught making love on the bathroom floor AND How could I forget that i had given her an extra key?
The Misheard: We were both stark naked hanging on the bathroom door AND How could I forget that I had given her a new turkey?
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: Super psycho sleeping bag
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Real Lyric: Leave me breathless
The Misheard: Make me breakfast.
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Real Lyric: Parsely, sage, rosemary and time
The Misheard: Partly aged Romanian wine
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Real Lyric: For you i'd bleed my self dry...
The Misheard: for you i peed myself dry...
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never going to keep me down.
The Misheard: I dropped my towel. I picked it up again. I'm never going to drop my towel.
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Real Lyric: Y.M.C.A
The Misheard: Why are you gay
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Real Lyric: And i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: and I missed you like a peasant missed a train
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins.
The Misheard: I found a four-leaf clover and it wins.
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