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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Just A Girl

    Real Lyric: I'm just a girl all pretty and petite.

    The Misheard: I'm just a girl all pretty and purteen.

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Jack and Diane

    Real Lyric: Changes come around real soon

    The Misheard: Change this song around real soon

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning up his fuse up here alone

    The Misheard: Rocket Man, burnin' down the street that Heaven's on

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    Artist: Bangles

    Song: Manic Monday

    Real Lyric: He tells me in his bedroom voice, Come on honey lets go make some noise

    The Misheard: He tells me in his bedroom voice, Come on honey, lets pull out some toys

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    Artist: Seal

    Song: A Kiss From A Rose

    Real Lyric: My power, my pleasure, my pain.

    The Misheard: My father ate half of my face.

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    Artist: Sade

    Song: Smooth Operator

    Real Lyric: smooth operator

    The Misheard: smooth! pop a radar!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Eleanor Rigby

    Real Lyric: Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding had been

    The Misheard: Eleanor Rigby, Picking her arse in a church where a wedding has been

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Bullet With Butterfly Wings

    Real Lyric: Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just A Rat In A Cage

    The Misheard: Spied On My Rage And Im Still Just A Rat In A Cage

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    Artist: Bangles

    Song: Manic Monday

    Real Lyric: Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both us employments down

    The Misheard: Doesn't it matter that I have to be the bottle of sir Warless spell

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. I've had a busy day today.

    The Misheard: Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the head lice honda highway. Lay me down cuz shes bleedin' The highway builds from day to day.

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