The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bob Marley, poet and a profet
The Misheard: Bob Marley, blowing in a c**kpit.
(blowing means 'smoking pot' in Dutch)
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Real Lyric: Hark the herald angels sing
The Misheard: Half the Herald Angels Sing
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Real Lyric: So Hurry up and bring your Duke Box Money.
The Misheard: So Hurry up and bring your box of jonnies
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Real Lyric: Dream of californication
The Misheard: Demarcalifornication
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Real Lyric: The Sweetest Thing
The Misheard: The Swedish King
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Real Lyric: and each one found me aimless
The Misheard: and each one found me anus
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Real Lyric: there's a cat in the cradle and the silver spoons Little boy blue and the man on the moon Blah blah blah Something something
The Misheard: There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place where I eat everyday at noon They say that it's beef, fish or pork, but it's purring on my fork, yes it's purring on my fork. Chow Ming asked if I wanted more, as he was callin' up his buddy at t
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Real Lyric: The jet fighters tuned to the c**kpit radio there
The Misheard: The jet fighters tuned to the cupcake in her hair
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Real Lyric: Takin' Care of Business
The Misheard: Takin' Care of fish sticks
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Real Lyric: Then I told you 'bout our kid; now he's married to Mabel.
The Misheard: Then I told you 'bout our kid; now he's rotton tomato.
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