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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Professional Widow

    Real Lyric: Honey, bring it close to my lips

    The Misheard: I wanna eat a toast tonight

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a deuce Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Blinded by the light, Ripped out like a douche, I got a boner in the night.

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    Artist: P.M. Dawn

    Song: I'd Die Without You

    Real Lyric: I'd die without you

    The Misheard: I'd die without shoes

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    Artist: Eddy Grant

    Song: Electric Avenue

    Real Lyric: We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue And then I'll take you higher.

    The Misheard: We're gonna walk down to K-mart and buy some shoes They only cost a dollar

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    Artist: Band Aid

    Song: Do They Know It's Christmas Time

    Real Lyric: Heal the world

    The Misheard: ee-uh- woah- oh

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    Artist: Rick Springfield

    Song: Jessie's Girl

    Real Lyric: I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is prob'ly moot

    The Misheard: I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probalute

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Wait and Bleed

    Real Lyric: I feel the hate rise up in me kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

    The Misheard: I felt the air outside of me inside my shelter stones are green

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: I believe in miracles

    The Misheard: I believe your manicures

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: Raspberry Beret

    Real Lyric: Raspberry Beret

    The Misheard: Mass Miracle Break

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Paperback Writer

    Real Lyric: Paperback Writer

    The Misheard: Pencilback Lawyer

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