The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: More than a woman to me.
The Misheard: Call any woman to be.
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Real Lyric: More than a woman to me.
The Misheard: Call any woman to be.
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Real Lyric: I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways, And no message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to shave his face, And no mustash can defend any clippers
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Real Lyric: The Lyrics were Yeah Yeah Dude Looks Like a Lady
The Misheard: But my friend thought they were Yeah Yeah Do Me Like A Lady. I have never laughed so hard in My life. Thanks Ortenzia
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willie and the Poor boys are playin' Bring your nickels, tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner Party in the street Here we go, the boys are playin' Bring a nickel, can't be beat
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, You're never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: I get knocked up, but I get down again, You're never gonna keep me down
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Real Lyric: Eleanor Rigby
The Misheard: Tell her to ring me
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Real Lyric: Tired of livin' like a blind man.
The Misheard: Tried living like a black man.
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Real Lyric: Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live In cars
The Misheard: Here in my car I feel safe in my car There's some guy in my car And he likes to go far In cars
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Real Lyric: "Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet."
The Misheard: "Turn off, when you see a place to eat."
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