The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriif, but I did not shoot the deputy.
The Misheard: I stopped sharing, but i did it because I am me.
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
The Misheard: Might as well face it, you're a ditz, ditz of love.
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
The Misheard: That deaf, dumb, and blind kid is sure pleased to meet you all.
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Real Lyric: Looking for special things inside of me
The Misheard: Looking for special things in sodomy
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Real Lyric: I don't know where my home is
The Misheard: I don't know where my hole is
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Real Lyric: But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
The Misheard: But if you go marrying lots of cows
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Real Lyric: Cause I'm going off the rails on the crazy train AND Crazy, but that's how it goes
The Misheard: Cause I'm going off the trails on the gravy train AND Gravy, but that's how it goes
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: Reach out and touch me
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Real Lyric: Going to the candidates' debate.
The Misheard: Going to the can, today's the date!
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Real Lyric: I've felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell I wait and bleed
The Misheard: I've felt the hate rise up in me you could at least clear the stone of leaves I wander out and see inside my hell I wait and bleed
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