The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: a bronze moth dies easily
The Misheard: I bruise my thighs easily
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Real Lyric: never let go til we're gone
The Misheard: never let goats in their gone
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Real Lyric: with the birds i'll share this lonely veiw
The Misheard: whip the birds up it's salon view
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Real Lyric: Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet Oh, but they're so spaced out, B,B,B,B,Bennie and the Jets But they're weird and they're wonderful Oh, Bennie she's really keen
The Misheard: Oh cannon ball you have a semen pet Ough! but their soul made out B,B,B,B,Bennie in the Jets Oh but the waves of the wonderful I'll bet she's already clean.
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Real Lyric: cobain can you hear the spheres singing songs from station to station?
The Misheard: cobain can you hear my dear singing songs, playin play station.
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Real Lyric: Now you're messing with a son of a b**th
The Misheard: Hound dog messing with a son of a b**th
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: The birds are s**tty so long live you.
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Real Lyric: These five words in my head scream, "are we having fun yet?"
The Misheard: These five whores in my bed scream, "are we having fun yet?"
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Real Lyric: Don't let the sun go down on me
The Misheard: Don't let the sun drop stinky cheese
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Real Lyric: She Was A Fast Machine She Made My Motor Run
The Misheard: She was a fast machine she made my motar run
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