The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "eyeing little girls with bad intent"
The Misheard: I was watching U2 in the closet, wishing to be the freak s**t in you jeans
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Real Lyric: Then I saw her face (and it was really beautiful)
The Misheard: then I saw her face (like, with a saw---ugh)
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
The Misheard: Soy for a cancer sore I'm a lizard's baby, so why don't you kill me?
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Real Lyric: Pretty women walking down the street
The Misheard: Stevie Wonder walking down the street
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Ted Danson
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Real Lyric: All I wanna do is have some fun I can feel it I'm not the only one
The Misheard: All I wanna do is have some pie I can't see it I want the other one
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Real Lyric: we can't rewind we've gone to far
The Misheard: in my mind and in my car
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Real Lyric: push me up against the wall young kentucky girl in a push up bra
The Misheard: pushing up on a carton wall saw my mom in a wonder bra
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Real Lyric: they paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: they paint a pair of lice on the new parking lot.
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Real Lyric: ..kick 'em in the back now...
The Misheard: I was watching U2 in the closet, wishing to be the freak s**t in you jeans
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