The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Taken' care of business
The Misheard: taking chairs to Bismark
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Real Lyric: I believe in Miracle
The Misheard: When I'm cleaning window
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Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me...
The Misheard: It's not fair to remind me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me...
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Real Lyric: I can see you, your bronze skin shinin' in the sun...
The Misheard: I can see you, your bra strap shinin' in the sun...
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Real Lyric: She's into superstitions Black cats and voodoo dolls
The Misheard: She's into superstitions Black outs, revoloving doors
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram On a silver black phantom bike
The Misheard: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram like a Cilla Black fan on a bike
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Real Lyric: living on a prayer
The Misheard: living on a prairie
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Real Lyric: Pissing on goons in the jungle.
The Misheard: Kissing balloons in the jungle, or, kissing baboons in the jungle.
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Real Lyric: "...that we'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen"
The Misheard: "...that we'd ever dial with 40 cents..."
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Real Lyric: Smoking in the boy`s room
The Misheard: Smoking in a dork`s room
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