The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof - rusted.
The Misheard: You're what? Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegnant!
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Real Lyric: Each classic case
The Misheard: Ich hasse Geld. (This is German and can be translated as "I hate money".)
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Real Lyric: Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease!
The Misheard: Hold you in his arms yah, you can feel his disease!
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Real Lyric: People are the same where ever you go
The Misheard: People are insane where ever you go
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Real Lyric: uhhu, this my s**t, all the girls stomp your feet like this
The Misheard: uhhu, kiss my s**t, all the girls stomp your feet like this
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly now the rain is gone I can see all the obstacles in my way.
The Misheard: I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone She ate up all the popsicles in my way.
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Real Lyric: My daddy sits on the front porch swingin'/ Lookin' out on a vacant feild
The Misheard: My daddy sits on the fronts porch swingin'/ lookin out on a bacon feild
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Real Lyric: Groove is in the heart
The Misheard: root is in the wall
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Real Lyric: Picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: picture this we were in red aprons cleaning up the bathroom floor.
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Real Lyric: smooth operator, smooth operator.
The Misheard: oooh dopler radar, oooh dopler radar.
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