The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me close, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day today
The Misheard: Im the close-up kind of dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down, she so blinded, youve had a busy day today!
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Real Lyric: burning bridges up here alone
The Misheard: burning moma's shoes off ever long
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Real Lyric: Tropical the island breeze
The Misheard: Chocolate goolie eyedenbries
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Real Lyric: Bailamos
The Misheard: My big mole
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Real Lyric: She makes the indy 500 look like a roman chariot race.
The Misheard: She makes the indy 500 look like a raw material race
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: Four Hundred Children, and a crop in the field.
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Real Lyric: This one goes out to the one I love
The Misheard: If this one goes I'll choose the one I love.
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Real Lyric: Bells on bobtail ring
The Misheard: Bells about to ring
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Real Lyric: If all else fails and you long to be something better than you are today
The Misheard: Don't go singing that you're known to be Something better than you are today
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Real Lyric: we are the champions
The Misheard: peas are the champions
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