The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Away in a manger No crib for a bed
The Misheard: Away in a manger No cream for the bread
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
The Misheard: Smoke weary walter, the fire engine guy.
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Real Lyric: and of things that will bite
The Misheard: and of baked apple pie
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Real Lyric: scuse me while I kiss the sky
The Misheard: scuse me while I kill this guy
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Real Lyric: All that stuff after "mmmbop"
The Misheard: mmmbop, take your top off, doowop
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Real Lyric: "I'm shameless, desperate as a man can be"
The Misheard: "I'm shavin', desperate as a man can be"
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Real Lyric: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!
The Misheard: Ay! Eee! Get off of my spine!
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Real Lyric: I believe that the heart does go on
The Misheard: I believe that the hotdog goes on
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Real Lyric: I am a rock, I am an island.
The Misheard: I am a rock, I am an eyelamp.
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
The Misheard: Pat is gay with lemon and lime.
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