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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: It's the End of the World As We Know It

    Real Lyric: world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter... Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.

    The Misheard: world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs Feed it off an ox speak grunt no straight the ladder start to clatter... Left of west and comin' in a hurry with the furries breathin' down your neck... The other night I dreamt of nice contnent

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Free as a Bird

    Real Lyric: Free as a bird

    The Misheard: Please pass the crust

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    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: Purple Haze

    Real Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky

    The Misheard: bruise me on my inner thigh

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    Artist: U2

    Song: With Or Without You

    Real Lyric: Sleight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she makes me wait

    The Misheard: Slice of ham and twist of fate On a bed of minks she looks me ways

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    Artist: Sarah McLachlan

    Song: Adia

    Real Lyric: Beleive me Adia

    The Misheard: Dont leave me hanging on

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Aeroplane

    Real Lyric: Music is my aeroplane

    The Misheard: Music is my arrow playing

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    Artist: Culture Club

    Song: Karma Chameleon

    Real Lyric: Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream, red gold and green, red gold and green.

    The Misheard: Loving would be easy if your colors were like my cream, my golden cream, my golden cream.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

    Real Lyric: What do you think you'll do there I bet they shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To get you on your feet again

    The Misheard: What do you think you'll do there You'll get your sheep down the plain It'll take you a couple of hot urine tablets To get you on your feet again

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: ... away in margaritaville

    The Misheard: wasting away in my Gary DeVille

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Creep

    Real Lyric: I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

    The Misheard: I'm a creek, I'm a river

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