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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Cecilia

    Real Lyric: You're shaking my confidence daily

    The Misheard: you're shaking my carpet, and staying.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama!

    The Misheard: Animal!

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    Artist: Hall & Oates

    Song: Maneater

    Real Lyric: a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar

    The Misheard: she could really rip your world apart

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint

    The Misheard: Hey! Wayne i gotta loose some weight!

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    Artist: Macy Gray

    Song: I Try

    Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here

    The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not near

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Otherside

    Real Lyric: I thought it up it brought up the past

    The Misheard: I thought an oven brought up the past

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

    Real Lyric: When your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line.

    The Misheard: When your daughter goes to all of those standing in a welfare line.

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: More Than A Woman

    Real Lyric: More than a woman, More than A woman to me

    The Misheard: More man than woman, More man than woman to me.

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)

    The Misheard: Why you constapated with the shakeup

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Start Me Up

    Real Lyric: Me eyes dilate, my lips go green...

    The Misheard: My hat size eight, my lips glow green...

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