The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: he hit me with a surprised left, my jaw left hurting...
The Misheard: he hit me with a surprised laugh, my jaw left hurting...
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces
The Misheard: I'm not big on sauce or french's
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Real Lyric: Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me, Sometimes I give myself the creeps Well it all keeps adding up I think I'm crackin up...
The Misheard: Sometimes the light flicks on me Sometimes I live myself the feets well it all keeps fatten up I think I'm crackin up...
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Real Lyric: Make it last forever
The Misheard: Naked last forever
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Real Lyric: All our times have come here but now they're gone
The Misheard: All our times have come Fear put down that gun.
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Real Lyric: baby, I know you're askin' me to stay say please, please, please don't go away
The Misheard: baby, I know you're askin' me to stay say please, please, please don't turn gay
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Real Lyric: Just another Manic Monday...
The Misheard: Just another man named Monday...
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Real Lyric: With the birds we'll share this lonely view and...
The Misheard: With the birds in the shed it's a lonely view and...
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: ...gave my anus curly wurly...
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Real Lyric: now, sure as the sun will cross the sky, this lie is over.
The Misheard: now, sure as the sun will cross the sky, the fly is open.
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