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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: When I'm Sixty-Four

    Real Lyric: Granchildren on your knee Vera, Chuck and Dave

    The Misheard: Grandchildren on your knee Hear him, chuck him, Dave!

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    Artist: Soundgarden

    Song: Rusty Cage

    Real Lyric: I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.

    The Misheard: I'm gonna break my rusty cajun rum.

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    Artist: John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John

    Song: You're The One That I Want

    Real Lyric: you're the one that i want

    The Misheard: thats the way of the world

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big Ol Jet Airliner

    The Misheard: Big Ol Jed head-liner

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Island Girl

    Real Lyric: Island Girl

    The Misheard: I love girls

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Baby One More Time

    Real Lyric: I still believe

    The Misheard: I'll steal the leak

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Boxer

    Real Lyric: All lies and jest, Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.

    The Misheard: All I suggest, Hear a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama

    The Misheard: Hand and glove

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    Artist: Oasis

    Song: Morning Glory

    Real Lyric: Need a little time to wake up, Need a little time to wake up, wake up

    The Misheard: Need a little time to wank off, Need a little time to wank off, wank off

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sharp Dressed Man

    Real Lyric: sharp dressed man

    The Misheard: sharp assed man

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