The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Whiskey in the jar-o
The Misheard: Whiskey in a gyro
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Real Lyric: I'm a survivor, I'm gonna work harder
The Misheard: I'm a survivor, I'm like the river
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Real Lyric: ...the little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head.
The Misheard: ...the little Lord Jesus laid down his wee ted.
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Real Lyric: Guilty as a girl could be
The Misheard: Guilty as a cup of tea
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Real Lyric: I want it that way
The Misheard: I want Nick that way
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche In the corona of the night
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Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
The Misheard: He just smiled and gave me a wedge of my sandwich.
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Real Lyric: i wanna be sedated
The Misheard: i wanna meet some ladies
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Real Lyric: Gimme fuel Gimme fire Gimme that which I desire
The Misheard: Gimme fuel Gimme fire Gimme double chow desire
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Real Lyric: tropical the island breeze
The Misheard: chocolate goolies onion rings
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