The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave your keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Whyfore did you hit me with a table?
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Real Lyric: the club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: the club is full of ballas and their c**k is full of cum
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once, And explode into space!
The Misheard: Fire all of you guns at once, And explode in her face!
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man with forty red sheep.
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Real Lyric: Video killed the radio star
The Misheard: Vinnie had killed the rodeo star
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Real Lyric: Taking it in, trying to be feminine, with my makeup bag watching all the sin
The Misheard: Taking it in, trying to defend my man, with my makeup bag watching a big scene
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Real Lyric: You know that I'll be found sittin' all alone
The Misheard: You know that I'll be found sittin' on a log
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Real Lyric: You wanted to leave me there/ afraid of a love affair.
The Misheard: You wanted to leave me there/ afraid I would love a bear.
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme; (generals order their soldiers to kill)
The Misheard: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme; (robot Transformers are sentenced to kill)
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Real Lyric: I smell T.R.O.U.B.L.E
The Misheard: I spilled tea all over your B.L.T.
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