The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
The Misheard: I felt them Air, I stopped them move, And had a cleaver Start on this I wandered out where you can see, Inside Michelle, I Wait and Bleed
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Real Lyric: You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Whoooa crazy and it feels alright, baby thinking of you keeps me up all night
The Misheard: You drive me crazy, my purple sheep, I'm so excited, you eat your fleece, Whooa crazy and I feel your lice, Baby kiss and hug make me feel so nice
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Real Lyric: In the town, where I was born, lived a man who the seas and he told us of his life, in the land of submarines
The Misheard: In the town, where I was born, lived a man on LSD and he told us of his life in the sky, with jewellery
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Real Lyric: King of Kings, Lord of Lords
The Misheard: King of Pigs, and Lord of Hogs
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Real Lyric: SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL.
The Misheard: SURE PLEASED TO MEET PINBALL.
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Dean and the Dumb Thirteen
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Real Lyric: Bailamos. Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
The Misheard: By the mall. Let the river take you over by the mall.
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Real Lyric: I want a new drug
The Misheard: I want a new truck
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Real Lyric: Jesus won't you f**king whistle... Mother Mary won't you listen...
The Misheard: Jesus blows a f**king whistle... Mother Mary was a whistle...
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Real Lyric: Your scarf it was apricot
The Misheard: the topic was africa
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