The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera
The Misheard: c**t in a mirror
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Real Lyric: I got two turn tables and a microphone
The Misheard: I got two tuned tenors and a microphone
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Real Lyric: It's a deathrow pardon two minutes too late
The Misheard: It's a deathrow Hard-on two minutes too late
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Real Lyric: I can't wait for you to operate
The Misheard: I can't wait for you to ovulate
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba de da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, if i was green i would die
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Real Lyric: roun' yon vergin mother and child
The Misheard: Ron John vergin mother and child
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Real Lyric: bringing in the sheaves
The Misheard: bringing in the cheese
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: leave a message and ill call u back
The Misheard: leave a message and ill call u sack
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Real Lyric: Oye como va
The Misheard: Ho, hey come over
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