The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
The Misheard: A tongue grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen, you had a busy day today.
The Misheard: lay me down in sheets and land me, had to pay the bills today.
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Real Lyric: ...Doubles on Kazoo.
The Misheard: ...Devil's on the loose.
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
The Misheard: Music makes the bush men see I'm a rebel
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Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
The Misheard: Well I will go down with this s**t
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Real Lyric: Jesus Loves me, this I know, for the Bible told me so
The Misheard: Jesus loves me,this I know for the lampshade tells me so.
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Real Lyric: Let the morning drop all it's petals on me
The Misheard: Let the morning drop all it's pebbles on me
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Real Lyric: Hit me baby one more time
The Misheard: Hit me,babe,on my behind
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Real Lyric: Wake me up before you go go
The Misheard: Wake me up,you freakin' gogo
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Real Lyric: I got fire on my mind. I got higher in my walkin'. And i'm glowin' in the dark; I give you warnin'
The Misheard: I got hair on my back. I can't hide it in my wallet. I'm not glowin' in the dark anymore.
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