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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bangles

    Song: Manic Monday

    Real Lyric: I was kissing valentino by a crystal blue italian stream

    The Misheard: I was kissing valentino but i kissed him through a telly screen

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: They stab it with their steely knives But they just can't kill the beast

    The Misheard: They stab it with their silly knives But they just can't kill the beast

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: You're The One That I Want

    Real Lyric: You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)

    The Misheard: You're the one that I want (can I get a what-what?)

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

    The Misheard: Where'd you leave the kids upon the demon

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Are The Champions

    Real Lyric: No time for losers 'cause we are the champions...of the world!

    The Misheard: Those are the losers cause we are the champions...of the world!

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Roxanne

    Real Lyric: ..I won't share you with another boy..

    The Misheard: ..I was laying with another boy...

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    Artist: Knack

    Song: My Sharona

    Real Lyric: My Sharona

    The Misheard: My ass you're older

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Circle of Life

    Real Lyric: Ingonyama nengwe namabala

    The Misheard: Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom

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    Artist: Cornershop

    Song: Brimful Of Asha

    Real Lyric: "Brimful of Asha on the 45"

    The Misheard: "Oh Britannia, summer of '45"

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Guantanamera

    Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera

    The Misheard: One tonne ramero, we need a one tonne ramero note: i think a ramero is a type of car

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