The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i tell you to enjoylife.i wish i could but its to late.
The Misheard: i tell you to enjoy life,i wish i could but emulate.
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Real Lyric: The cattle are lowing the baby awakes
The Misheard: The cattlore lowing the poor babe, he wakes
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Real Lyric: I wipe it off the tile the light is brighter this time everything is 3-D blasphemy my hands are red and gold the hair is standing straight up this is not the way i pictured me i can't control my shakes how the hell did i get here something about this so very wrong i have to laugh out loud i wish i didn't like this is it a dream or a memory?
The Misheard: (first two lines mumbling) everythings a 3-D blast for me my hands are red and cold the air is standing straight up this is not the way i picked her ME! i can't control my s**t how the hell did i get here something about this strawberry bong i ha
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and a dundle jig.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Dooders like a lady
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Real Lyric: Oh yeah, life goes on.. Long after the thrill of living is gone
The Misheard: Long after the threat of living...
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Real Lyric: Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
The Misheard: Mama, don't take my chloroform away
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
The Misheard: Stoned composer
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Real Lyric: Phenomenally and properly kissed
The Misheard: Monopoly improperly kissed
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Real Lyric: I see a Bad Moon Rising
The Misheard: I see a bad moon horizon
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