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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: hold me close, now tiny dancer count the headlights on the highway

    The Misheard: hold my clothes, now tie me down sir count the headlice on the highway

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Liberate My Madness

    Real Lyric: Section off myself

    The Misheard: Sexin' on myself

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Music

    Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel

    The Misheard: music makes the boys wash in and the rebels

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

    The Misheard: You don't seem to understand I am the Thunder King.

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

    The Misheard: You don't seem to understand I am the Thunder King.

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    Artist: TLC

    Song: Waterfalls

    Real Lyric: Have dried the tears from my eyes, no more lonely cries.

    The Misheard: I've got tears in my eyes not bologne fries.

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Away In A Manger

    Real Lyric: The cattle are lowing

    The Misheard: The cattles are glowing

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Hakuna Matata

    Real Lyric: ...it's our trouble free...philosophy

    The Misheard: it's our trouble free...it's lots of pee

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    Artist: Dixie Chicks

    Song: Long Time Gone

    Real Lyric: I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when

    The Misheard: I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: No Woman No Cry

    Real Lyric: No woman, no cry

    The Misheard: No woman, no pie

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