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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Ray Of Light

    Real Lyric: And I feel like i just got home

    The Misheard: and i feel like a desparte hoe

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    Artist: J. Geils Band

    Song: Centerfold

    Real Lyric: My blood ran cold. My memory has just been sold. Angel is the Centerfold

    The Misheard: My blood ran home. My memory has just begun. My Angel is the centerfoam.

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    Artist: Shakira

    Song: Whenever Wherever

    Real Lyric: Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together I'll be there and you'll be near And that's the deal my dear

    The Misheard: Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together I'll be there and you'll be near Please make me disappear

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: November Rain

    Real Lyric: Or I'll just end up walkin' In the cold November rain

    The Misheard: Hey Roger's in the pumpkin in the cold November rain

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    Artist: Archie and Edith Bunker

    Song: Those Were The Days

    Real Lyric: Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again....

    The Misheard: Mister we could use a man like Edgar Hoover again....

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Suffragette City

    Real Lyric: Don't lean on me man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket. I'm back to Suffragette City

    The Misheard: Don't lean on me man, 'cause the California titty is back from suffragette city.

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle, baby Gotta rub me the right way I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come, come, let me out

    The Misheard: I'm a genie in a brothel, baby Gotta rub me the right way I'm a genie in a brothel, baby Come, Come, lick me out

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

    The Misheard: I just m********ed with the shades up

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Beautiful Stranger

    Real Lyric: I pay for you with tears

    The Misheard: I pay for your windows

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Won't Get Fooled Again

    Real Lyric: Pick up my guitar and play

    The Misheard: Bigot mighties are afraid

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