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    Secret Asian man
    Secret Asian man

    Artist: Johnny Rivers
    Real Lyric: Secret agent manSecret agent man



    The story:

    I used to love Johnny Rivers in the 60s. Poor Side of Town,
    Summer Rain and especially this song which for several
    years I knew as "Secret Asian Man." How did I find out?
    Well, I always wondered how somebody could be secretly
    Asian. Wouldn't that be obvious whether he is or isn't?
    (Hey--I was only 10)

    One day I asked my Japanese friend how a person could
    be secretly Asian but, apparently, pass for another race?
    He just laugh, explained the lyric to me, and I've felt
    foolish even since. But to this day I can't shake the
    memory and whenever I hear this song . . . I may be
    belting out "Agent" but inside I'm secretly still singing
    "Secret Asian Man!"

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