Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    "Seductress of me."

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: Don't Tread On Me
    Real Lyric: "So don't tread on me."

    The story:

    Sometime in '97? My friends and I all thought the lyrics were 'Soviet...threat no more' and 'Seductress of me!' It all kind of made sense: the collapse of the Soviet Union, Communism being the seductress. I dunno. I think one day we decided to check on the internet, and lo and behold, we were all wrong.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/8/2003 9:16 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!