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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Lenny Kravitz
    Song: American Woman
    Real Lyric: Basicly whenever Lenny said American woman. I thought he was saying "naked woman".So that would mean I'd have to retype the whole darn song. Which I don't think anyone wants me to do.

    The story:

    It wasn't embarassing, just hilarious. It finally hit me when I was 16 I think.
    I sighed in relief knowing that I could listen to the song without getting horrible images of a naked ugly woman holding a whip, and chasing the poor singer around his house.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/10/2008 6:54 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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