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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Seize the day no time
Regretting the time you lost
It's tea and coffee without you here
Too many people to ache over

Artist: Avenged Sevenfold

Song: Seize The Day

Real Lyric: Seize the day or die Regretting the time you lostIt's empty and cold without you here Too many people to ache over

The story:

I knew the "tea and coffee" part was wrong and when I told my friend she laughed. Now it's our thing to sing the "tea and coffee" part instead of the original.

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Submitted on

8/13/2007 3:56 pm

Age it happened

15

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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