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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sexy can I, just park my man-ness

    Artist: Ray J
    Song: Sexy Can I
    Real Lyric: Sexy can I, just pardon my manners

    The story:

    I was sitting in the car at college with a friend
    and I turned up the song and said "See, he's parking
    his man-ness, what does that mean!?" She calmly
    looked at me and said "Pardon. my. manners." ...Oh.
    Embarrassed.

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    Submitted by

    HillMon

    Submitted on

    5/16/2012 6:26 pm

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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