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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shake up a pitcher of a lizard mixture
    With a dash of, lemon lime

    Artist: Duran Duran
    Song: New Moon On Monday
    Real Lyric: Shake up a picture with a lizard mixtureand a dance on the eventide

    The story:

    Actually I've always known the correct lyrics, but the alternate lyrics came to me one night when I was listening to the song with my roomate. Just kind said to her...you know..it sounds like he's saying...and the funny part was the next day we totally sold her neice on the alt lyrics and had her singing it.

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    Submitted by

    FallPhoenix

    Submitted on

    9/27/2009 2:27 am

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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