She does a handstand, typical dumb sh*t

The story:

Listening to a hard-to-hear radio in a store, I could have sworn the singer was describing a blonde gymnast. I also heard "She does a handstand, physical touches" and "She does a handstand, Biblical smooches", but "typical dumb sh*t" was the one that stuck with me the most. Wasn't until I got a mix tape (remember those?) that had the song on it that the lyrics FINALLY made sense.

I've never told anyone about this until now. :)