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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She drives me crazy,
    That long white hair.

    Artist: Fine Young Cannibals
    Song: She Drives Me Crazy
    Real Lyric: She drives me crazyLike no one else.

    The story:

    I would just stop when it came to that part, but I overheard my friend sing it. I don't care because it sounds like long white hair. I imagined some guy obsessed with white hair and I don't think the video helped.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/10/2002 6:39 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    My stepdad used to sing "that long blond hair"...

    SquiggleJay May 30, 2008 6:25 pm