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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She got a freezer full of meat

    Artist: Jane's Addiction
    Song: Been Caught Stealing
    Real Lyric: She grabbed a razor for me

    The story:

    This whole song is full of lyrics I never really could make out. "She's got a freezer full of meat" seemed as likely a lyric as anything else. It wasn't until mere minutes ago that I finally said "Hey, just what are they singing in 'Been Caught Stealing'?" and looked up the actual lyrics. I'm 36. So I've been wrong for at least 15 years.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/7/2006 9:46 am

    Age it happened

    36

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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